Sylph Angel

Monday, November 23, 2009

Hello, I thought of something intersting to post about! I'll describe to you, my dear reader, my DOTA match today, and you can decide if I'm noob or not. Vote on my cBox, thanks.

I was playing as Stealth Assasin (Riki), scourge. Yeah I know, permanant invisibility from level 6, quite insane. Riki's a good hero! I'll try to remember as much of the game as I can. Here goes.

Scourge - Stealth Assasin, Drow Ranger, Morphling, Axe, Templar Assasin.
Sentinel - Nerubian Assasin, Blood Seeker, Furion, Vengeful Spirit, Leviathan.

At first I was taking bottom with Drow Ranger, against Blood Seeker(BS) and Nerubian Assasin(NA). Drow tried luring the first wave of creeps straight to our tower, and I kinda camped at the tower waiting for him to come. But things didn't exactly go well for him, and Drow came back with half health (got poked on the way). When the second creep wave came, NA and BS targeted Drow, and he died. I tried to poke them back! Failed :/ Only level two haha.

Well before long, Drow was back with a vengence, and we managed to kill NA. Then we denied and killed creeps like mad (BS, being melee, couldn't do much to stop us). Haha, at level 6 I died though, despite getting my invisibility. You see, I got ruptured by BS, and tried to hold position, but the keyboard letters were faded, causing me to press the wrong key -.- So I kept running around and died.

The game after that was basically me finding empty lanes and farming, while my team mates were supposedly team battling. Hey, I got super fat kay? Plus Vengeful Spirit and Furion were feeding me. :D Hahahahaha, they're super paper when I come out of nowhere and BACKSTAB. They just... DIE. (sorry I'm being mean here :/) It's the heroes' fault for having so low HP and armor, not yours! Hahahaha, then there was that time my team were ganking some guy, and I blinkstriked in, KSed (kill steal) them! :D

Then my teammates started calling me RPG noob, farmer, KSer, whatever. LOL. So I followed them around instead. When we gank I just smoke, whackwhackwhack, and blinkstrike when the victim starts running, so I DID get quite a lot of kills (and assists too). Yet apparently I was quite useless when WE get ganked.

Hahahaha, Leviathan will blink dagger in, ravage (AOE stun) everyone, and the rest of the other team come in and whack. What do I do? I smoke the area, and RUN! (good luck escaping to anyone else with me) You see, since I can turn invisible, I'm usually not targeted, so anyone else with me pretty much gets killed instead :P

Fine, you're probably thinking I'm noob right about now. Anyway, in an attempt to save my team, I went to backdoor the middle lane barracks. Melee one first, then came back again a little later to down the mage one after they stopped hunting me. That made the OTHER team quite angry at me too. LOL. After that we seemed to be winning... Before BS ravaged our bottom (destroyed two towers). Hahahaha I went back to whack him kay??? And I died trying -.- But Templar Assasin was right behind me, and got the kill (luckily).

So after I revived I went for ANOTHER BACKDOOR in an attempt to save us AGAIN. Took a trip to the other team's bottom lane barracks, and started whacking. Haha, Leviathan saw me, and spammed everything on me, while I was hitting the melee barracks. Managed to destroy it, but died a second later -.- SEE I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR THE TEAM!

Unfortunately, we lost before I revived.

My K/D/A was 12/6/11. That means I was responsible or partially responsible for about half of my team's kills! Plus I destroyed 3 barracks for them (backdoored, but who cares? :D)...

So, am I a noob, or am I playing smart? Haha. VOTE PLEASE.

Nice, strong song.

I wanna go also...

Bye.

vεﯠαחƒőχ @ 3:40:00 PM.