Sylph Angel

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Welcome back me!! And you. And you too. But me first. =]

As most people already know, I went for OEP, that stands for Over-Exciting-Place. Of course, it doesn't live up to it's name... I spent about 99% + 1% of it feeling sick and tired. I was drinking like 4 liters of water (one 1.5 liter bottle, four 500ml bottles, restaurant water) plus about 1.5 liters of all the other random liquid stuff. It adds up to about 5 liters...

Yet, I still ended up with red, bleeding (sort of) lips. I needed the water to fend off an incoming sore throat. Really, I could feel it coming... In the mornings, when I didn't drink anything for like 6 hours, I could hardly speak. Words came out in croaks. And now I still have ulcers all over my mouth... Okay, not exactly all over. They're in the spaces between my gums and my cheeks/lips. They don't usuall hurt until I brush my teeth or eat stuff.

Okay, I don't want to post about the whole thing now... Or at least not today. But I'll put up some weird stories the tour guide told.

Snake, lizard, centipede.

There were once three friends, a snake, a lizard, and a centipede (let's just pretend they're like those Aesop's fables animals). They had a party and needed someone to go to the market to buy party food.

First, the snake was asked to go to the market, but he disagreed, saying he had no legs and would take very long to get to the market. So he asked the lizard to buy the food.

However, the lizard also declined, saying the centipede had many more legs than him, so the centipede would reach the market the fastest. Thus, they asked the centipede to go to the market, and he agreed, leaving out through the door (I asked you to imagine) and closing it behind him.

Half an hour later, the centipede still wasn't back yet. The snake and lizard were getting impatient, but kept waiting.

One hour later, the centipede still wasn't back. By now, the lizard and snake were getting very hungry, so they went out to find the centipede, only to see him still outside, at the door.

They asked him why he still hadn't left yet.

The centipede replied, "I'm still wearing my shoes."

Let's Sing A Song!

A young boy (kindergarten age) asked his teacher, "May I go to the toilet to P?" The teacher agrees, but tells him that saying, "May I go to sing a song?" (Vietnamese slang) is more polite.

At night, when they were going to sleep, the boy, who sleeps with his grandfather (don't think sick -.-), needs to go P. So he asks his grandfather, "May I go sing a song?"

The grandfather, being a little old-fashioned and not wanting to wake up the others, says, "No, you may not. It's bedtime and you may wake your parents." The boy has no choice but to wait.

Half an hour later, the boy says, "I really cannot hold it anymore, I need to sing a song now!"

The grandfather reluctantly agrees, but tells the boy, "Okay, if you must... But sing softly into my ear."

You can guess what happened next. =]

Okay, that's all for today. Quite a lot already

Byebye.

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